I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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