i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Randomize
