It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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