I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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