her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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