O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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