am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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