you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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