Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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