i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Ketchup is God's man juice
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
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