yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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