READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Randomize
