It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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