As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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