and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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