She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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