I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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