Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
