hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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