toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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