he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Do you remember whose house we're in?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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