But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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