I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
i think i just lost a toe
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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