I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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