My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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