yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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