He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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