Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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