There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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