it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
vagina is talking i cant
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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