I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
