Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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