Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
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Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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