I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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