normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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