eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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