it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
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