there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
someone owes me an orgasm
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
Randomize
