And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
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