dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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