I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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