Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
