AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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