That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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