How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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