I wish I only lived at night.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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