She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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