ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
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