That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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