i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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