It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Randomize
