Yo dont text me then not text me
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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