All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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