I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
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