As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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