yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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