2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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