so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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